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Aug 05, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Guild: Brothers of the Jade
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Ever Wonder What WWII Would be Like
Funny stuff here, i saw in another forum i visit, thought i would share.
If it were played online? *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOsocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* |
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Aug 05, 2005, 01:24 PM // 13:24
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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lol
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Aug 05, 2005, 01:38 PM // 13:38
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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I don't know whether i should be laughing or crying
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Aug 05, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Hah, I saw that a while ago :P Still funny to this day.
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Aug 05, 2005, 01:50 PM // 13:50
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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errrrm ok thats funny hehe hmmm im spamming now am i
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Aug 05, 2005, 02:13 PM // 14:13
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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lol this is funny, mebbe u should make one for the iraqi war
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Aug 05, 2005, 03:03 PM // 15:03
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Aug 06, 2005, 08:42 AM // 08:42
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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No Canada. -Cry.-
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Aug 07, 2005, 09:27 PM // 21:27
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Aug 07, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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Aug 07, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: May 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Just one minor inconsistency:
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Aug 07, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Aug 07, 2005, 10:08 PM // 22:08
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: Mo/
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This was awesome to read. I was picturing a game of Total Annihilation while reading it, because the nukes in that game own everything.
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Aug 07, 2005, 10:17 PM // 22:17
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
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Aug 07, 2005, 10:18 PM // 22:18
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Dawn of Fury
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Lol that was great. and Benney-tow is Benito Mussolini for those of you that didn't get it.
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Aug 07, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Aug 08, 2005, 03:47 AM // 03:47
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: See that third planet from the sun?
Guild: Sacred Forge Knights
Profession: R/Me
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my fav part is truman entering the game at the end.
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Aug 08, 2005, 07:18 AM // 07:18
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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i wish that was a game
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Sep 06, 2005, 04:39 AM // 04:39
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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just gonna bump this so everyone can appreciate
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Sep 06, 2005, 04:51 AM // 04:51
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Dun dun dun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Reddit Guild
Profession: R/
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